ATTN: DTC Brands Spending $30K+ per month on ads, my condolences…
Your Best Ad Died.
Let Me Bring It Back To Life So It PRINTS $50-100K/Month Again.
Stop. Before You Burn Another $50K Testing New Creative, Let Me Resurrect The Winners You Already Have.
(WITHOUT ANY CASH DOWN. SERIOUSLY.)
Because I am...
(AHHHHHH!)
Remember that ad that was your golden goose?
The one doing $2K/day at 3x ROAS for months on end?The one your media buyer called "the unicorn"?The one that paid for your team's salaries without breaking a sweat?Yeah, THAT one.Until that one fateful day you checked your ads manager and saw it:Red. Dying. Frequency at 8x. CPAs through the roof. The death spiral. (Sad violin)So what did you do? You did what everyone does.You burned $50K testing 37 different angles trying to catch lightning in a bottle again.And maybe you found another winner.For 6 weeks. Then IT died too.Here's what nobody told you:
These ads are dying...TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
There’s still more dollars to be squeezed out.It's still getting clicks.But it's converting like a wet sausage because your landing page is serving up the same tired story.Your page worked great when the audience was fresh.But now they’ve seen the offer 8 times. They need more convincing.More proof. More depth. More reason to buy NOW.See, there’s a method that nearly NO ONE is using to completely transform how a customer views your old ad, and your product page.They convert the skeptics.
The price shoppers.
The "I've seen this before" crowd.Same ad, but a completely NEW journey to the sale.Essentially... reigniting zombified versions of your old ads!Ready to convert like it's Day 1 again.
I have generated $50M+ in tracked revenue with this exact formula...
I take your dead winners and inject them with a customer magnetized advertorial that converts at 2-3%.(Advertorials = native content that sells without looking like an ad)Same ad. Same audience. 10x the lifespan.I've written dozens of 7-figure advertorials that run for YEARS…Breathing new life into dead ads while everyone else burns creative every 2 weeks.
RECENT ADVERTORIALS FROM ONE CLIENT 👇
And now…
I WANT TO USE THIS SAME FORMULA TO BRING YOUR DEAD WINNERS BACK TO LIFE!
WHAT IT COSTS TO CHEAT DEATH
YOUR FIRST RESURRECTION IS FREE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE BACK YOUR AD SPEND + MY FEE.
If your resurrected ad doesn't generate enough revenue to cover your ad spend + my $2,500 fee, you pay $0.If it does (and it will), you pay $2,500.You literally cannot lose money on this.That's less than you'll burn testing new creative next week.Here’s what you get:⚰️ A full teardown of your old ad⚰️ A custom-built advertorial using my $50M+ formula⚰️ A high-converting page you can plug your old or new ads into.⚰️ And if it doesn’t beat your spend + my fee within 2 weeks…→ You don’t pay a cent.
HOW IT WORKS
1. Send me your dead ad - The one that used to crush it2. I dissect what worked - Hook, angle, psychological triggers. This becomes my resurrection formula3. I build an immortal advertorial - Using my Reddit-to-VSL formula that's generated $50M+4. Your ad rises from the dead - Potentially running for 18+ months at 2-3%
WHO IS THIS FOR?
✓ Spending $30K+/month on Facebook ads✓ Have dead winners from frequency fatigue✓ Burned $50K+ testing new creative this quarter✓ Tired of your team obsessing over creative when the landing page is the problemNOT for you if your product sucks or the market died (can’t resurrect that, sorry).
THE MATH
That dead ad was probably doing $50-100K/month in revenue.Every month it stays dead = another $50K lit on fire.My fix costs $2,500 ONLY if your advertorial makes back your ad spend + my fee.If it doesn't, you pay nothing.In fact, I'm so confident I can resurrect your ad, if you book today and I CAN'T bring it back to life profitably, I'll write you a brand new ad script for free as an apology.Sound fair?
WHY TRUST ME WITH YOUR DEAD ADS?
"Sam is a world-class copywriter with a deep understanding of writing for conversions. His ad scripts and advertorials have consistently converted for us long after they were written."
– Jay, Accusso Health"Sam’s quick, adaptable, and incredibly easy to work with, which has made my life so much easier. If you need a copywriter who just 'gets it' and keeps things running smoothly, I couldn’t recommend him more."
Simon Chin, CEO of Flowstate, 7-figure email marketing agency"These are just SOME of the advertorials you've written. Total revenue across all your advertorials is defo $50M+ since working together."
Nick, 8-Figure eCom Client
Let Me Look At Your Graveyard
This only works if you:✓ Had an ad doing $50K+/month that died✓ Spent $10K+ trying to replace it without success✓ Are ready to stop the creative hamster wheel✓ Know your product converts (just needs the right page)Book a 15-minute call. I'll look at your dead winners and tell you:🧪 Which ones can be resurrected (usually 70%)🧪 Exactly how I'd bring them back🧪 What kind of results to expect🧪 If I can't help, I'll tell you straight.
P.S. - First resurrection is free if it doesn't make back your ad spend + my fee. You literally can't lose.